Funny messages in sinhala - Api thamai mulinma irata giye

Api thamai mulinma irata giye

Sun

American :  api thamai mulinma hadata giye

Australian :   api thamai  VEENUS hoyagena ekata giye

Srilankan :  api thamai mulinma irata giye

American :-  boru kiyana epa do ira lagata giyath pichchenawane

Sri lankan:- palayan yako yanna api giye raa... 

U r an IDIOT.....

I - impressive

D -decent 

I -intelligent

O -optimistic

T -talanted

now r u hpy??????

Onna kubi 4 denek kelayak madin yana kota aliyek dakka... 

1.kubiya - machan mata hithenawa aruge hodewelen allala ussala polawe gahanna....

2.kubiya- matath hithenawa ban oka bima dala okage passa paththata pain gahanna....

3.kubiya- ow,machan math okage natten allagena okawa karakawala visi karanawa...

4.kubiya- onne ohe yan ban yanna,u thaniyen. api 4 denek ne ban....

EXPIRE DATE

WIFE-monawada darling oya othana idagena karanne

HUSBAND- mukuth na. 

WIFE-mukuth nathi wenne kohomada oya ape kasada sahathike aragena ude idala ehapaththa mehapaththa peralagena hoyanne

HUSBAND-na mama me baluwe meke EXPIRE DATE ekak thiyenawada kiyala. 

Funny messages in sinhala - badinna kalin gedarin ahanna

Kauru monawa kiwath badinna kalin gedarin ahanna. hadissiyata banda wage nemei kalayak giyama thamai therenne. mamath hoyala balanne nathiuwa bandala masayak wath eka wahalak yata inna bariuna. passe danagaththe biththi badinna hodama simenthi nam HOLSIM simenthi kiyala.

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Funny messages in sinhala - monawada amme akuru jaatiyak

Ape thaththa mulu padiyama ivara karanne adi gahala


SUNIL:machao,ape thaththa mulu padiyama ivara karanne adi gahala.        
KAMAL:ape thaththa mulu padiyama hoyaganne adi gahala.                
SUNIL:e kohomada ban?  kamal:mokada  ban apethaththa ge job eka "sapaththu adi" gahana ekane ban.

ONNA ITHIN EKAMATH EKA RATAKA.... PUTHEK AMMA KENEKUGEN MENNA MEHEMA AHANAWA....

PUTHA : monawada amme akuru jaatiyak aiyage phone eke kaudo liyala.... Kauruda amme mewa liyanne.....                                          "ADARA MAGE PATIYO" kiyala......???

    ONNA ITIN AMMA ITA PASSE PUTHATA MENNA MEHEMA KIYANAWA....

AMMA : putha danne ne yauwana kaaleta kollo, kello hari weda karathi..... Hamu wena aya pem katha        kiyaaadi.... Beri aya SMS karathi.....!!!



Mage jiwithe oya

Mage jiwithe oya.oya nathuwa man kohomada jiwath wenne.mage pana oyane.man oyata godariyak adarei.mawa jiwath karata oyata pin.man jiwath unada.a oya nisa.

  I LOVE YOU.  

-:-.-:-.-:WATER.-:-.-:-.-:--:-.-:-.-:-.-:-.-:-.-:-.-:-.-:-

 JALAYA PANA MEN SURAKIMU

--------------------------------

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........BAAAAA... Bya una ne.ohm thama harak ka

Funny messages in sinhala - Sanga And Wife

Sanga And Wife Funny sinhala message

wife:ai ane dawas 2 thisse ge athulatama wela inne, market gihin elawalu aran ennako!

Sanga: eda INDIA ekka gahapu match eka paradunata minissu monawa kiyayda danne naha. Ada oya gihin enna.

wife: mage sariya adagena yannako. Ethakota katawath aduraganna baha!
     _  _  _  _  _  _

A lady: hi sanga,ai wes maru karagena?

Sanga: mama wesmaru karagena inne kiyala oya danagaththe kohomada.

Lady: he he he
           mama Thilakaratne dilshan.... 




Nice Mobile - Funny Message

Girl:nice mobile,
        Wer did u buy?
Boy :  I won dis in running race
Girl :  How many persons participated?
Boy :  MOBILE OWNER,POLICE & ME!....
....






nodanna number ekakin girl kenekta call 1k

nodanna number ekakin girl kenekta call 1k awa.girl answer kala.eha paththen ahune apahadili pirimi katahadak

boy : oyata boy friend kenek innawada?
girl  : (tikak saren) ow innawa.ai ahanne?oya kauda?
boy : man loku aiya.innawa man enakan.

thawa tika welawakin nawathath call 1k awa.ekatath girl answer kala.
thawath apahadili pirimi katahadak.


boy : oyata boy friend kenek innawada?
girl : na.mata boy friend kenek na.
boy : monawa Oyata boy friend kenek na.ethakota man kauda??
girl : ane sorry patiyo.man hithuwe ape loku aiya kiya.
boy : ow.man loku aiya thamai.innawa man gedara enakan.


DHODAN

dhodan walata engish walin kiyanne ORANGE kiyala.. ORANGE walata sinhalen kiyanne THABILI kiyala.THABILI walata english walin kiyanne KINGCOCONUT kiyala..KINGCOCONUT kiyanne DHODAN walatada..?

Funny messages in sinhala - horu awillada koheda ?

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horu awillada koheda ???


Wife And Husband

wife :  me ooi nagitinawako... mokakda saddayak enawa poddak gihin balanawa horu awillada koheda.

Husband : horu enawada oi sadda kara kara.horu enne    saddanathuwa.pissu nathuwa nidagannawa.....

Wife : hmm... Ekath aththa thama...

Wife :  me oi nagitinawako..  

                                                   Husband :  a para mokada..?   

                                                    wife :  kisima saddayak enne na poddak gihin balanawa horu awillada                                                                                                                  koheda...

Good Night Mesage (SMS)

Moon is Happy & sun is upset! 

 Why? bcoz,sun is misng u & a moon is gonna be with u,

4 the rest of the night have a great & wndrfl n8!               

GOODNIGHT

"USAVI JOKE" (Sinhala Funny sms)


NADUKARA THUMA : Siripala saakshi laba denu..!

SIRIPALA : Swamini,
                      mu mage maalaya kadan panina kota mama muge konden adala dath 2k galawenna gahuwa.

NADUKARA THUMA : Ha Ha Ha siripala meka usaviyak. vinithawa katha karanna.

SIRIPALA : Sama wenna swamini somapala mage maalaya kada gena pana ganimata thath kala awasthawe   mama ohuge KESHA DHATHUWEN ada DHANTHA DHATHUN 2k eliyata wadammu seka.         


NADUKARA THUMA : sadhu..sadhu..sadhu...!


Sinhala Funny SMS

Mama deviyangen lassana jeewithayak illuva.  Deviyo mata eka dunna.
Mama deviyangen hoda yaluwo  illuwa. Deviyo mata 1th dunna.
 Mama jeevath venna job 1k illuwa.Dewiyo mata karaththayak dunna.
mama ekata gonek illuwa.Dewiyo mata me no.1 dunna.

Funny messages in sinhala

        BATA

Oyata mathakada api laginma hitapu kale, mama oya nathuwa kohewath giye na. Mata oyawa nathuwama bari una. Mathakada api eda pansal giya, oya bo mluwa lagadi nawathune. Eth mama mal puuja karala enakota oya ethana hitiye na. Mata godaak duka hithuna, mata ka gahala ahanna hithuna,

KAWUDA YAKO MAGE ALUTHMA "BATA" 2 GATHTHE kiyala.

SATHYA ADARE Kawadawath Marenne Na

Eka dawasak eka Boy kenekui, 1 Girl kenekui marenna kiyala hithagena kandak udata giya.  

           Girl- Oya mulin paninna. Mama ita passe paninnam. Kiyala kiuwa. 

         Boy- Ehenam api ehema karamu kiyala Boy kanden pallehata panna. 

        Girl-"ADARE ANDAI" kiyala harila yanna giya.

Boy- (kanden pallehata watena gaman) "SATHYA ADARE Kawadawath Marenne Na" kiyala 'parishut' eka dagaththa.

Roti SONG (Sinhala funny SMS)

Badaginiwala ma giyakala kantimata,,,,,, .
Thibuna roti dakak rupeyal 20 kata,,,,,,,,,,,, .
Gando nogando kiyala sithunimata,,,,,,,,,, .
Manalada anti piti damme roti 2ta,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Jeewithe aththa 6 k thiyanawa.

1.obata baha obe diwan obe dath sarama allanna.
2.hama modayama eka kiyawapu gaman eka karala balanawa.
3.e mulin kiyapu aththa boruwak.
4.oya dan hina wenwa ati.mkda oya modayek nisa.
5.oya dan ikmantama meka thawat modayekta yawanawa.
6.eyalage munet oyage wagema moda hinawak yanawa.

Funny messages in sinhala

Funny messages in sinhala

"DIGANTHAYA".
Lochana :  oya kohe indanda diganthayata ekathu wenne?
Caller : kollupitiyen.
Lochana : mamath kollupitiye thamai.koi area 1da?
Caller : sun apart ment.
Lochana : ne..mamath eke thamai.kiweni flat ekeda?
Caller : flat no.3.
Lochana : hitha gannath be.api godak langaine.eke keeweni gedarada?
Caller : no.4.
Lochana :wihilu karanna epa.e mage gedarane.
Caller : mama umbe miniha.yathura koheda thibbe?

Customer Care Funny Sinhala SMS (message)

girl : hello.. customer care ekenda..?
Cus care : s. Ow kiyanna madam mokakda prasnaya ?
girl : mage awrudu 5 daruwa simcard eka gilla. Sim Eke Rs.95 balance thibuna..
Cus care : ok kiyanna..madam
girl : podi eka kathakaraddi salli kapeida ? 

•  You have successfully recharged Rs.50.00 Your account balance is Rs.159.40 expires on 28/01/2012 monawada Moadayo peretha kamata thawa balanne.oaka expired wela.hu hu...it's jork hode.... :D :D

• Oya ei mehema dayak kale mama kawadawath oya mehema deyak karai kiyala hithuwe na.mama oya yahaluwek widiyata godak wiswasa kala. ath ada idan a wiswase api athara na. Mama ahanne ayi me wage deyak kale oya ay ape  ELADENAGE THANAKOLA TIKA KAWE ....

Digu dasa funny SMS

Gal bage dutuwamaa...

Wanenawa pera semaa...

Biwwa hati ala gawaa...

Ai ubata amathakadaa...

Wati wati wel gaane...

Aida oba thawa bonne...

Mata denna mage bage...

Wanemu api pera wage...

Sinhala Message for Friends : 

"UPATHA" Jeewithaye Nawa Arambayai...

"SANASUMA" Jeewithaye Pethumai...

"ADARAYA" Jeewithaye Mihirai...

"MATHAKAYA" Jeewithaye Ithiriyai...

"MARANAYA" Jeewithaye Nimawai...

But

"MITHUDAMA" Jeewithaye ALOKAYAI...

Funny Happy Birthday Wishes: 

funny happy birthday wishes

Happy Birthday Wish For Friend: 

Some people like Sunday,

Some people like Monday,

However i just like only one day,

Its your birthday?Happy Birthday!